"Murder Suspect Climbs 18-Story Crane". Wow, he was really not smart. He should have known that unless he had Punjab primed with helicopter and turban, this was not going to turn out well for him.
I’m not sure whether I’m now supposed to riff on the stupidity of criminals or the lessons we should learn from films. Or maybe an exploration of the disturbing plots of movie musicals and a comparison of the songs "Little Girls" in "Annie" and "Gigi" in particular. Maybe I could write at length about my fascination with construction cranes and the rather self-referential way they’re put together. Probably I should just discuss my life-long goal to be described as a Renaissance chick.
ToDo: Invent Brilliant Title 
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