Posted by: ilanasmith | March 14, 2005

“Isabelle Coverdale” is my nom-de-resume

Whenever I get a job, I’m always a little embarrased to encounter the people I interviewed with.  Interview-self is always so much more eager and exaggeratey and self-promoting than Real-self.  Interview-self should be never be referred to again, and forgotten so quickly you’d think everyone’s been cooking in aluminium pans.

My sympathy was invoked today when I came across this page.  This poor job-seeker.  There is enough personally identifiable information left in this example cover letter for those in-the-know to recognise the writer.  And to have it out there, five years after it was written, for anyone to see.  Embarrassments on the internets will haunt forever.

Of course, I am particularly sympathetic in this particular instance because it turns out that Isabelle Coverdale is quite well-known to me.  She has the same shoe size and sits in my office chair.

Still, I do have to pause and admire that fancy footwork around the GPA.  Shows there are multiple ways to phrase things when your overall GPA gives away your general reluctance to attend lectures and, well, do work.

Posted by: ilanasmith | March 12, 2005

I heart TV

My three favourite movies are probably the three I saw most recently, which intersects quite coincidentally with the three I can recall most readily.

My three favourite songs/musicians/musical genres bear striking resemblence to whatever 89.5 was playing in the car this morning.  Oh, and Romanian pop songs, because of this guy.

I’m the anti-Wil Wheaton – music is just pretty sounds in my ears.  Movies are two hours diversion and an excuse to eat peanut M&Ms.  But television? 

Hell, off the top of my head, without even thinking, I can name my three favourite cancelled television shows.  AICN have a rating system of which the highest honour is "Better than we deserve".  I’m on-board with that rating.

I’m also pretty obsessive about reading, and it’s probably not a great stretch to correlate my preference for crime/mystery and scifi/fantasy stories with my thing for TV.  I’m probably just a serial fan.  I like return on my investment.  It’s either that, or it’s always all about the writing.

‘Cause TV is run by the writers.  And my favourite TV writers (Joss Whedon, Aaron Sorkin, Steven Moffat, Rob Thomas, Amy Sherman-Palladino…) are geniuses.  Genii.  Whatever.

Most people are wrong if they think DVDs are a delivery method for movies.  Really, they’re so you can get seasons of your favourite shows, and line them up on your bookshelves with serieses (serii.  Whatever.) of your favourite plucky PI books and sit back and admire them smugly in all their matchingness, even though you’re not really the one who cares about stuff like that and it’s Alex who owns the label-maker.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 22, 2005

This week is brought to you by the words “Get” and “Fuzzy”

I could deal with liking a comic strip about a kid and a tiger.  Ditto two nerds who make jokes about games I’ll never play.  Ditto ditto an over-read strip about engineering middle-management because the writer’s book said nice things about female engineers.*

I’m having a mini-crisis that my new favourite comic stars a cat.  And a dog.  

The shame.

Anyway, it’s pretty funny, this "Get Fuzzy" thing.  And I will work through my abashment as as all this week, I rip off quotes for my display name.  Monday was "Monkey is not a colour".  Today is "They prefer terms like ‘perky’ more than ‘evil’."

On the plus side, I also kinda like "Pearls Before Swine" and it doesn’t have cats or dogs.  Just a pig, a rat, a zebra and a goat.  But no dogs or cats.

UPDATE: Wednesday: "So I’m watching TV last night and it’s getting really Belgium"
UPDATE: Thursday: "If substituting bugs for raisins in oatmeal cookies is wrong, I don’t want to be right."
UPDATE: Friday: "A moment of silence for our late friend conversation."

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* "Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it’s a warm day."

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 22, 2005

Things I Don’t Understand for $100, Thanks

There’s a game available for the PS2 called "Katamari Damacy".  I’ve never played it, but I’m absolutely fascinated by it.  Train-crash/moldy-meat/Brad&Jen-breakup style fascinated with it.

As I understand it, you have a ball.  You roll it around.  It picks stuff up.

That’s it. 

Now, I understand that it could get kinda interesting as it gets more stuff attached to it, and gets larger – we’re talking lipsticks, and fire hydrants, and cows, and hot-dog stands.  But seriously, you roll a ball around.  It picks stuff up.  Why is it creating such a sensation?  Why are people so obsessed with it?

And people really are obsessed with it.  Here‘s a Play-Doh version of it.  Here‘s the puppet.  Here‘s where you can buy a hat that makes you look like the ball.  Here‘s an origami version. Oh, here‘s the real page for it too.  (Incidentally, that page talks about a "royally contagious storyline".  I’m definitely missing something.)

Alex told me about this story: In LA, a Katamari-Damacy-playing chick tried to wrench the steering wheel out of her husband’s hand because she thought a mail box would be interesting to pick up.  And I thought rotating and slotting blocks in my sleep was an indicator of too much Tetris-playing.

This is why the PS2 is ahead of XBox – they have weird, Japanese games that make absolutely no sense.  We have Halo 2.  It’s clear.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 1, 2005

Worst. Credits. Ever.

There’s a new show on the teev called Numb3rs (I feel lame typing that 3) and it’s about using maths to solve crimes.  The NX fan in me likes seeing Rob Morrow as an FBI agent, though it is a bit weird to see Fleischman in a bullet-proof vest.

I’m favourably disposed toward the geekyness of the maths premise.  I do have doubts about the followthrough.  I read an article about Angel alumnus Tim Minear and his new series The Insider.  Before he took it over, it was a Jump Street ripoff, but Minear has re-vamped it, saying that the cop undercover in high school is fine for an episode, but it’s hard to draw out to a series.  I’m feeling this way about the maths thing in Numbers (screw your 3, damn you).  Even by the second episode, they’re already discarding some of the cool theory that they set up in the pilot.  It’s rapidly descending into a formula – crime occurs, scribble on blackboard and use words like "equation" and "variable" and Bingo!  Answer produced.  They should have just called it ‘magic’ – it would have saved them the fee for the maths consultant.

Anyway, the other notable thing about this show is the credits.  They’re bad.  Really really really bad.  Channel-changing bad.  Insipid and distracting and…well, BAD.

Buffy – great show, great credits.  CSIs – bad shows, excellent credits (so loving The Who).  Lost – meh show, short credits (short is almost as good as good).  Scrubs – great show, quinella credits – good and short!

Suspecting there’s no pattern here.  I wonder if I took the variables and put them into an equation on my blackboard, I’d discover the formula for great TV.  Must acquire blackboard.

Posted by: ilanasmith | January 29, 2005

30 Years of the Jays

Triple J is turning 30 this year and on their website they are doing a retrospective.

My favourite story showcases Triple J’s approach to censorship.  They started off on a great note; their first broadcast song was one not ever heard on Australian radio –  The Skyhooks’ "You Only Like Me Because I’m Good In Bed". 

At one point, the Jays were the only radio station in the world playing NWA’s "Fuck tha Police".  They’d been playing it for 6 months when some pollies and the WA police noticed and kicked up a fuss.  ABC management decreed that the song must be stopped.  The Jays responded by playing it continuously for 24hrs.  350ish times.

Apparently a similar thing happened at Schoolies one year.  Michael Tunn was doing an OB and the police approached him at some point and requested he stop playing songs with bad language.  Tunny saw their bad language and raised them – he promptly played Rage Against The Machine’s "Killing in the Name". 

All this on a radio station completely funded by the government.

LISTEN

Posted by: ilanasmith | January 28, 2005

Height of Geek Cool

I’ve always been a big fan of Wired.  I remember back at uni, EESEC has a subscription, so editions of this weird American mag would show up periodically.  I was so impressed with the glossiness of it all.  Even the ads were worth tearing out.

A couple of years later, it’s the first magazine I’ve ever had a subscription to.  And now, we get mentioned in it.  I can die happy.

Feb 05 Edition.  Page 34.  Fluff piece on tech company perks.  Payer of Salary featured.  Last paragraph:

Campus News: Company theater troupe (past productions include Return to the Forbidden Planet and Comedy of Errors).

UPDATE: Article is now posted: http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.02/start.html?pg=6

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