Posted by: ilanasmith | February 15, 2008

Snacking My Way Through the Low Countries

I found Belgium to not be visually stunning (though medieval Bruges is rather cute) but it made my tummy happy.  Beer.  Waffles.  French (Belgian!) Fries.  Chocolate.

Mmmm, chocolate.

Also, mmmm, waffles from a vending machine.  Fabulous invention.  Spongey, but tasty.

I’m intrigued by the ‘symbol’ of Brussels, Manneken Pis.  I can’t help drawing obvious comparisons with Den Lille Havfrue of Copenhagen.

The small siren is rarely dressed-up (barring those burqa incidents).  She doesn’t have over 1000 different costumes.  I’ve never visited her and discovered a whole crowd dressed similarly and singing songs.

Manneken Pis might be a little more indelicate in comparison to his northern neighbour but has never had his limbs or head chopped off.  And as far as I know, the symbol of Copenhagen is unable to ‘mermaid’ on her audience on cue.

Manneken Pis  Pomme Frite and Medieval goodness.  Must be Belgium.  The one semi-decent photo I took in Belgium.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 14, 2008

White Christmas

I had a wonderful visit to Seattle over Christmas/New Year.  Did bugger-all.  Just hung out, and it was grand.

One of the most surprising parts was discovering what I missed most about Seattle.  After the people, of course, the thing I miss most about Australia is the food.  I was shocked to discover that the thing I missed most about Seattle was, after the people of course, the food.  And not just because I’m generally ambivalent about eating.

I had Adovo Chicken Pasta from Desert Fire, coffee from Victrola, tacos from Chipotle (twice!) and gingerbread waffles from Coastal Kitchen (also twice!).  I also had enough Starbucks lattes to tide me over between Copenhagen airport visits.

The other thing I also always miss is the book shopping opportunity.  When I hit Sydney airport on a visit home, it’s straight to the newsagent.  As soon as my gob is full of Cadbury, I’m perusing the new offerings of the Australian publishing industry.  Incidentally, why is so much sci fi/fantasy written by Australians?

So as usual, I over-patronised the bookstores on this visit too.  Luckily, a nice check-in agent at SeaTac told me that instead of charging me $50 in excess, she could give me a box and I could take advantage of my "2 pieces" allowance.  Repacking on an airport floor is a tad embarrassing, but then if I had any shame, I’d probably not be trying to smuggle so many books.

A White Christmas (there are snowflakes, believe me) at Nick and Art's.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 13, 2008

We Say Sorry

Goddammit, I love having a national government I support.

Today, we said "Sorry" to the Stolen Generations.

"For the pain, suffering and hurt of these stolen generations, their descendants and for their families left behind, we say sorry.

To the mothers and the fathers, the brothers and the sisters, for the breaking up of families and communities, we say sorry.

And for the indignity and degradation thus inflicted on a proud people and a proud culture, we say sorry."

Goosebumps. 

In a world filled with governments making terrible unjust decisions, it’s incredible to have mine make me feel proud and inspired.  This is a momentous day.

Posted by: ilanasmith | January 10, 2008

Come and Fuckin’ Get It

When I was a kid, we lived in a pretty remote part of Australia, and only had one TV channel.  This was the ABC , which is government-funded, commercial-free and mostly showed stuff ganked from the BBC, along with a scattering of home-grown fare: news programs that could bring down state governments, science programs that ensured an entire generation of Australians never considered the possibility of unsafe sex, and the occasional brilliant original sitcom.  Any incidental exercise I encountered as a child was most likely due to Sesame Street and Play School filling in the first hour and a half of programming after school finished.  Oh, and a shitty local library whose books I’d all read.

For much of the eighties, a television chef named Peter Russell Clarke had a quick, daily, 5-minute cooking program on the ABC.  This invariably aired between two programs that I watched (usually Inspector Gadget and Doctor Who), so I saw a lot of him.  I found the scheduling unfortunate and the personality annoying.  He was a bit too bubbly and enthusiastic, and even as a kid, I didn’t respond well to that.  Also, he giggled.  A grown man.  Giggling.

However, this grown woman giggled the other day upon discovering the following video. I present to you: Peter (G’day) Russell (G’day) Clarke, bloopering the fuck out of everything: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsP4QsMiFA

YouTube is managing to rather effectively skewer many childhood icons, and this video is only nudged out of first place because of my eternal love for unnecessary censorship of the Count.

Speaking of swearing, I also love this crappy video of a snippet of Arj Barker.  Mostly because I really have heard people use "…fuckin’…" in place of "…um…".

Posted by: ilanasmith | December 22, 2007

It’s All Lighter From Here

Winter Solstice happened at 1:08am this morning.  Today is, by two whole seconds, the shortest day of the year.  Sunrise was at 8:38am, sunset at 3:38pm.  Seven whole hours of day.

Six months from now, we’ll be having 17 hours of day.  Now that I’ve lived through almost an entire cycle of this, I’ve decided that 17 hours is superfluous to necessity.  Long summer days are pleasant, but it’s nice to have night at some point, if only so you don’t feel like a five year old going to bed before dark.  And these winter days?  Getting up in the dark is bad enough, but late lunch in the dark is so not cool.

To quote one of my favourite expat-in-Denmark blogs: This country needs to seriously rethink its latitude.

Posted by: ilanasmith | December 21, 2007

Past Angry, to Amused

It’s no exaggeration (though it always sounds like it is) to say that one of the reasons I left the US was because of the Weight of the Right.

I used to get annoyed about what politicians and religious and social groups would get up to in Australia.  Fred Nile, Little Johnny, the lovely Ms Hanson.  They’d say stupid stuff and I’d disagree.  We’d make dumb environmental or cultural decisions and I’d disagree.  We’re participating in an unjust war, and I disagree. 

I remember when I was a uni student, a change in government knocked 50% off my monthly income which, even prior to the change, was pretty miniscule.  I got a bit miffed about that.  Yet nothing made me truly angry until I became invested in America.

I think it is because in Australia, I had an optimistic belief, maybe unfounded, that sanity would prevail.  With the weight of religion and conservatism in the US, along with my maturing cynicism, it’s hard to see that happening.

My years in the US were entirely Bush, and everything that man said and did made me angry.  Kb works for a pro-choice organisation and every story she’d tell me made me angrier.  I just had to take a few years off from being so mad and frustrated.  55% tax is a small price to pay.

All this came to mind today, because I was reading a review of a book called "America’s War on Sex" and this absolute gem popped up.  Apparently, Joseph Scheidler, national director of the Pro-Life Action League said, “I would like to outlaw contraception. It is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.”

The absurdity has quite brightened up my day.

Posted by: ilanasmith | December 19, 2007

Little Mother Prague

Yep, it’s as pretty as they say.  I had vaguely hoped it wouldn’t be, so I could be jaded and wordly and all "I mean, it’s nice enough, I s’pose…", but it really is kind of awesome.  Spires and bridges and Gothic and Baroque, with big old splashes of Art Nouveau to keep things interesting.

Most surprising: Svičkova(beef and dumplings and gravy and friends) is tasty.

Least surprising: I’m now a huge Mucha fan.

Most obvious: Sightseeing in winter is rather unpleasant.

1 - Charles Bridge 8 - Prague 13 - Mucha's window in St Vitus

Posted by: ilanasmith | December 18, 2007

Goodbye Summer

Goodbye Summer
Posted by: ilanasmith | December 16, 2007

Catching Up

The last travel post was about Barcelona, where I went back in September.  I’m a little behind.

In the interim, I spent two weeks in Australia, visiting my brilliant nephews.  (Oh, seeing Fee and Nic and my dad and sister and brother-in-law and Most Excellent Mother and step-bro and grandparents.  And the whole rest of the family at my cousin Mike’s wedding.  But it’s my nephews who were the coolest.)  Observation: Australia is a fucking long way from Europe.

4 - Picking Strawberries - Riley 5 - Picking Strawberries - Finn 11 - Being an Aunt rocks

Then I came back to the cold bit, where it was colder and much more orange, and spent a week conferencing.  Then, I popped off the continent again to go visit Ed in Montreal (lovely city) and then down to Orlando (dreadful city) for further conferencing.  Satre was wrong: hell isn’t other people, it’s a packed Disney World monorail at the end of the day. 

2 - Ed and meat sandwich at Schwartz's 5 French is funny 7 - Canadia

After that, I came back again, where it was even colder and had replaced the orange with grey.

I’ve only had one weekend away since then, but I’m off to Seattle next week for Christmas/NY.

Posted by: ilanasmith | December 13, 2007

Contain the Chaos

I can sympathise with this story of Steven Levitt’s.

Once, when I was away at boarding school, my mum had a break-in.  Apparently, the cops were going through the house afterwards, they got to my room and went "Well, they’ve been through here".  My mum poked her head in the door and said "Nope, this is how it usually is."

Bad enough, right?  Except that I always tidied my room before leaving for school, so by my definition that room was clean.

This may explain why, despite repeat requests, I haven’t yet sent my nephews photos of my apartment.  That feeling is shame.

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