Posted by: ilanasmith | March 13, 2007

Birds and Bees…and Boxes of Books?

I was sure I only had 23 boxes of books when I left Seattle.  I guess they amused themselves in the privacy of the shipping container on the way over.
 
Side note: if you’ve ever idly wondered just how many bookcases can be fit into a 54 square metre apartment, stick around.  We’re going to have a clown car situation here, once I’m done.
Posted by: ilanasmith | February 23, 2007

Oddly Reminiscent of a Certain Puppet Chef

Weekend before last, I went to Sweden.

There was a certain amount of "Um.  Because I could?" involved in this venture.  I hopped on the train, and an hour later, after a brisk trip across the Øresund, I was in Malmö.

Malmö is pretty cute.  There are some interesting buildings and such-like.  Malmöhus, the castle thingy built by the Danes then promptly used by the Swedes to repel the Danes, is pretty cool looking.

Mostly, however, it was cold.  (It was also cold in Denmark, but I was out and about in the Swedish cold, so I blamed Sweden.)  Also, it was a Sunday (Søndag!), which in Denmark means all the shops are shut but not so much in Sweden.  It was warm in the shops, and the Swedish krona is worth less than the Danish kroner.  And the books are cheaper.

So I didn’t see all that much of Malmö.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 21, 2007

Jeg Kan Ikke Tale Dansk

If you’re going to move to a country where you don’t speak the language, Denmark is a pretty great choice.  While the signs and the websites and radio and television don’t usually speak English, everyone else does.  Everyone!  It’s ridiculous.  They speak to me in Danish, I answer in English, and without a missed beat, the conversation continues.  Everyone!  (Where everyone = everyone minus my weird Baba-Yaga-looking next door neighbour, but Australian-level language skills are not her only problem.)

The general consensus is that you can get along perfectly well without speaking a word of Danish.  I’ll testify to this.  I might get confused on the Metro by the friendly announcement that tells me why we seem to have taken a smoko on the tracks for no apparent reason, and I might be completely stumped at the supermarket, wondering which washing detergents don’t contain bleach, but otherwise I’m doing fine. 

This doesn’t mean I’m necessarily happy about it.  It’s not just due to my aversion to having to speak to real people rather than just look information up.  I’m very conscious of not speaking the language and am going to give learning it a go.

Last night I had my first Danish lesson.  It was pretty fun.  Danish pronounciation and spelling will, however, be the death of me.  Sometimes letters are randomly pronounced in different ways.  Often, bunches of letters aren’t pronounced at all.  "Of course" (or obviously, or naturally, or something like it) for example is ‘selvfølgelig’.  In our class, we did an exercise where we struck out the unpronounced letters.  (Apparently I should get very used to this exercise.)  Selvfølgelig ends up as selvlgelig; "seføli" (= "sefOORly"). 

With my memory being so picture-based, I can’t remember any of these words or phrases until I’ve seen them written down.  Once I’ve seen them written down, the pronounciation is gone.  It’s gonna be tough.

My logical nerdy little mind wouldn’t mind so much if there was deviation from the norm, as long as there was some kind of consistency. But there isn’t.  Selvfølgelig.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 16, 2007

Something is Pretty Okay in the State of Denmark

Back when I first arrived here, I had a rental car for a little bit.  I took advantage of temporary mobility on my first weekend to throw a change of clothes in the boot and set off to explore the country.

It was a pretty awful weekend from a weather perspective.  It didn’t snow, which was nice, but it was very rainy and very windy.  Denmark is able to get 20% of its energy from the wind, so I’m gathering that the latter is not all that uncommon.  Graceful windmills scattered over board-flat countryside makes driving through Denmark a pretty experience.  When you can see beyond the windscreen wipers.

First, I headed up north to Helsingør.  Or, as literary types know it, Elsinore.  Checked out Hamlet’s crib.  Then swung down through Hillerød to gawp at Frederiksborg Slot.  Roskilde came next, which, when it isn’t over-run by a major music festival, is where all the Danish royals are planted.  On my way off Zealand (old, not New.  *shudder*), I stopped by Trelleborg and waded through a lot of mud to wander around the Viking settlement.

On Funen, I overnighted in Odense.  Odense is known for being Hans Christian Andersen’s home town.  Now there’s an interesting character.  My over-whelming conclusion on exiting the Hans Christian Andersen museum was "weeeeeeeeirdo".

I made it over to Jutland (that’s the bit of Denmark that’s attached to Germany), and checked out Ribe and its wonky old buildings before getting jack of the weather (and the return of my cold) and heading back to København.  Due to middle-of-winter-ness, I wasn’t able to visit the most important site in Jutland: Legoland!  I shall have to return in summer.  I, too, want my Lego driver’s licence.

 

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 15, 2007

Me FTW!

I’ve been getting up most mornings at 7am.

Really.

Mostly, it’s about suitable motivation.  Breakfast is my favourite meal of the day.  They serve a really good one at work.  Hence 7am.

It’s pretty dark when I get up.  This is actually not as grim as it sounds.  A warm apartment (and a heated bathroom floor) helps.

Lately, I’ve noticed it is getting lighter in the mornings.  I was surprised to discover that I found this disappointing.  I spent a little teeth-brushing time on some self-analysis.  Turns out, deep inside I seem to think that rising before the sun gives me some sort of victory over the day.

I guess it’s nice to start the day with a win.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 14, 2007

Oh, Metro, let me count the ways…

As part of my relocation dealio, I get two months of temporary housing.  My little temp apartment is super-cute: it’s small, the bathroom is infinitesimal and the washing machine is in the basement, but it’s got two balconies, a great layout and lots of light.  I also really like the area it is in.
 
I’m currently living in Frederiksberg.  (Don’t presume any pronounciation from that spelling.  Welcome to Danish.)  It’s a little pristine and a little upmarket but very nice; there are lots of great things in the area and I’m only about 400 metres from the Metro. 
 
I’m currently in love with the Metro.  I might send it a card today.  It’s quick and often and gets me all over the city.  When Dean was here last weekend, I’m sure he got sick of my fascination with it.  I don’t think I invented places to visit just so we could go there on the Metro…
 
(My local Metro station is also attached to a shopping centre. As if I didn’t already love it a scary amount.  The shopping centre has, among other things, an H&M, a bookstore and a Ben & Jerrys.  It’s like the devil wants me to buy things.  I guess I’m just lucky there’s no Fluevog in Europe.)
 
I’m so in love with the Metro that my criteria for permanent housing went from all sorts of requirements to "close to the Metro".  I looked at a few places around the city; mostly they were in Frederiksberg, one was on the other side of the city near the Amager Metro station.  (Again, don’t presume that "Amager" is pronounced the way it is spelt.  Danish spelling is really just decoration.  It serves no useful purpose.)  Some of them had bathrooms even smaller than my current one.  None of them were better located.
 
I did find a place I’m very happy with.  It has a good layout, great proximity and a nice area.  I move in about a month – it’ll be a big undertaking:  I have to walk down four flights of stairs, ten metres to the right and up two flights of stairs.
 
Weirdly, this is not the first time in my life that I’ve moved from one apartment to another in the same building…nor is it the first time that the apartments have been identical, though flipped.
Posted by: ilanasmith | February 13, 2007

Sobering Thought

At home, if I fell asleep on the bus ride home, I could have ended up in Carindale.

Here, if I fall asleep on the train ride home, I might end up in Sweden.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 12, 2007

Wonderful Copenhagen

I’ve been living in Denmark for a month.

It’s cold, foreign, strange, cold, over-whelming, confusing, lonely and cold.  I hate not knowing the language.  I hate not having anyone to really talk to.  I hate being in a different time zone.   I hate missing out on being there.  I hate being confused in the supermarket.  I hate not knowing anything at work.  I hate how much books cost.

And yet, all in all, I’m pretty much loving it.

I love my cute little apartment.  I love my posh little area.  I love walking to the grocery store.  I love the Metro.  I love my hour-long commute.  I love the breakfast at work.  I love the lunch at work.  I love having a window office (even if I have to share it).  I’m working up to loving my new team, my new product and my new job.  I love having Europe on my doorstep.  I love all the trips that I’ve planned for the next few months.  I love how readily Danes swap to English.  I love H&M. I love the bread.  I love the pastries.  I love the nice little cobbler down the street who fixed my shoe and didn’t charge me.  I love having people coming to visit me.  

Things are going to be fine.

Posted by: ilanasmith | February 1, 2007

Thar She Blows!

My grandfather’s family is from Wales (by way of Argentina…it’s a long story), so I had to go to Wales.  My grandmother’s maiden name is Conway, so while in Wales, I had to go to Conwy.
 
Travelling in the depths of winter is both good and bad.  The worst part is that the day is so short, so I didn’t realise that my first Welsh B&B backed onto the Irish freaking Sea until the next morning.  The best part is that everyone else thinks you’d be mad to go touristing at that time of year, and at Conwy Castle, I got myself a personal guide.
 
Conwy Castle pretty much rocks.  It’s in surprisingly good nick for being seven and a quarter centuries old, and the layers and layers of defence are just fascinating.  Also, I got to see Edward Longshanks’ loo.
 
From Conwy, I travelled around and along the coast, past Caernarfon (where they make the Princes of Wales Princes of Wales) to Portmerion.  Portmerion is this freak-ass little town that was created by a landscape gardener to, as far as I can tell, prove a point.  It’s like a small, boring Disneyland.
 
From there I cut inland, to the highlight of my trip.  Llanwrytyd Wells is a tiny nothing town that has made itself famous by putting on weird events.  They invented Bog Snorkelling, and hold an annual Man Versus Horse Marathon.  They also have a bike race with beer at every stop – they call it a ‘wobble’.  I arrived in Llanwrytyd Wells (that’s pronounced ‘clan-oo-tid’ where the first sound has a bit of that hocking thing going on) late in the day, and ended up staying at a place attached to pub. The great thing about staying at a place attached to a pub is that it is attached to a pub.  The worst thing about staying at a place attached to a pub is that it is attached to a pub.
 
I got pretty drunk with a bunch of random Welsh dudes.
 
Yep, that was the highlight of my trip.
 
The next day, I headed down to Cardiff, and geeked out about all the Torchwood sites at Cardiff Bay.  I finished off my trip by stopping by Bath which is very pretty, though their famous Circus had a depressing lack of lions, tigers or bears.
 
Posted by: ilanasmith | January 31, 2007

Walled Cities

From Inverness, I caught the train down to York.
 
Let me just say, for the record, that I am capable of getting up early.  I just really like to sleep.  On this rare occasion, I decided to seize the fish, and booked my train for a bright and early 7:55 launch.  Well, as it turns out, not so bright.  Either me, or the day.  When the whole point of your trip is to peer out the window at things, it often helps if the sun is around to illuminate them.
 
From somewhere near Perth (the up-top one, not the swan-y down-the-bottom one that no-one bothers to visit), the trip was lovely.  I sat.  I peered.
 
Actually, I also geeked the fuck out.  I set up Jane, so she could GPS me all the way along my trip.  It was great.  I could look in the direction of great sights, even if I often couldn’t see them.  Thanks to Jane, I also know that the train got up to 200km/hr, which is damn impressive and explains why I was in York just after lunch.
 
York is pretty.  Big-ass cathedral, pretty town walls.  The best cream tea I had on the island of Britain.  Sweet little streets.  I actually think I need to head back to do some of the surrounding area – Bronte country, Dracula country etc.
 
From York, I detoured through Leeds and Manchester to Chester, another cute little town with walkable walls.  In the 1800s, they converted the imposing defensive walls of Chester to a ‘promenade’, so I promendaded my way all the way around.   In one corner are ‘Wishing Steps’.  You get to have a wish if you hold your breath while you run up and down and up again.  I decided that I wasn’t that superstitious.

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